i did cry today---because a cop gave me a ticket, and i therefore took out all of my festering emotions on him. don't feel weepy, because i love you. and by "i love you," i mean "i love the everloving shit out of you."
thank you, internet, for being a marsh. a sticky, bug-infested swamp teeming with life, into which i can toss my most trite and most unappetizing thoughts to fester. i need a place to purge.
i did cry today---because a cop gave me a ticket, and i therefore took out all of my festering emotions on him. don't feel weepy, because i love you. and by "i love you," i mean "i love the everloving shit out of you."
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