-when i go running, i dont wear my glasses, but i do wear my headphones. im like projectile-hellenkeller.
-when my social life is very rich, my teeth become more stained. also i become more cranky at work. a lackluster social calendar is too high a price for a life that doesnt need coffee.
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projectile hellen keller! little did you know, hellen keller was actually shot out of a cannon at birth (her mother had a bangin body). thats how she got to be deaf.
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