february 28, 2007:
The number one thing i will take away from this job is the realization that whomever i talk to at any business in the future does not embody that organization. It is not the server's fault that my meal is poorly cooked. It was not the cashiers decision to stop carrying my favorite soup. It is not the night attendent at the gym's fault that my renewal was not yet processed. I'll take away that being mad is alright, and seeking to right wrongs is encourageable, but to not take out my inconveniences on people who work there. The girl who checks me out at walmart makes no decisions about how long after a purchase i can return it. She's just some shmoe who wants to be able to pay off her car, and maybe meet her friends for drinks.
And now for something completely different:
bringing your cell phone onto the workout floor of the gym is lame. Checking your cell phone in between reps is really lame. I mean really lame. If you do this you are lame. im sorry but it's true. except for the sorry part.
but! talking on your cellular telephone while working out transcends lameness into the highest level of hilarity. if you are this person, then i mock you mercilessly in my head and to my friends. you are the cause of unforetold mirth in all your glorious lameness, and for the countless jokes ive had at your expense: i thank you.
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