if the world was crazy (repost from myspace)

december 28, 2006:

the greatest of men would be silly and lazy.
so i would be king
if the world was crazy.
- shel silverstein

here are some facts about my phone:
- i got a new one
- i lost ALL of my numbers. im not joking. all of them.
- i dont answer the phone if the number doesnt come up in my caller ID
- please give me your number.

here are some facts about my feet:
- my right one hurts
- i dont know why
- i mean, seriously. for days now.
- my shoes are cute though. natch.

here are some facts about family:
- i have way more cousins than christian does. he only has two. how very un-southern of him.
- a lot of my cousins are on myspace. crazy world.
- my family judges me a lot less than i expect they will. its always a nice surprise.
- best friends are siblings you find for yourself.

here are some facts about best friends:
- they give you unsolicited advice, and it's cool.
- they give better presents than anyone else, cuz they know you best.
- having just one is like having just one sibling. it's cool. but theres nothing wrong with having two or three.
- i think i have four.

here are some facts about me:
- i dont answer the phone if i my phonebook doesnt contain the number.
- i dont clean my room unless someone is coming to see it. then i clean frantically and sloppily.
- i have three other things i should be doing right now.
- if i'm wondering about something, i will often come up with a theory to tide me over till i find out the fact. if no fact ever comes along to challenge my theory, over time, the theory becomes fact. because in my mind, i remember thinking about the problem. and i now have something i believe about it. but i cant remember if it was something i learned or something i theorized. I will then tell my theory-facts to others if they ask me about the subject.

in conclusion: im deluding the masses.